INT. TV STUDIO.
THE STUDIO IS VERY SIMILAR TO THAT OF THE TYPICAL CABLE TV PHONE-IN QUIZ CHANNELS.
ALONG THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN IS THE SHOW'S PHONE NUMBER, THE CLOCK BESIDE IT READS 3:15AM.
ON THE LEFT OF THE SCREEN IS THE TITLE 'ANAGRAM CHALLENGE'.
BELOW THE TITLE IS THE ANAGRAM: ISKS YM RASE OYU ZPUZEL LOSVNIG KPSCIR!
GARY, THE EXHAUSTED PRESENTER, IS HOLDING A CLIPBOARD.
Okay, we've got time for just two more call before we enter the rapid round, so...erm... I think we have Molly on the line. Molly, are you there?
MOLLY: (V.O. VIA TELEPHONE)
I'm here
Glad to have you on the show Molly. Do you have the answer for us?
MOLLY:
I think I do - yes!
Well, don't keep us in suspense Molly - what do you think it is?
MOLLY:
Is it... Little shop of horrors?
Little shop of horrors?
MOLLY:
Yes. (PAUSE) The original movie - not the musical remake.
Are you retarded?
MOLLY:
Pardon?
How the FUCK can you get little shop of horrors out of THAT?!!
MOLLY:
Is it not right then?
Not right?!!! NOT RIGHT!!??
Three hours that bloody things been on screen! Three hours! And the closest anybody's got so far is 'Kiss me quick my donkey's a fish!'. I mean, Jesus Christ!!
Wake up!!! Wake up you shit-kicking hollow-headed no-clue-having morons! What is this? - National give the phone to a spastic week?! How the hell do you manage to dial the number?!! Is there a nurse with you?!
If there's ANYBODY out there with a braincell that isn't trying to lick it's own elbow then please, PLEASE, call the number on the bottom of the screen and figure out this bloody anagram so I - can - go - HOME!!
Okay... (SIGH) we've got Donald on the phone now. Donald, are you there?
DONALD: (CHEERILY)
i'm here
And do you have an answer for us?
DONALD: (V.O. VIA TELEPHONE)
Is it Chicken run?
GARY LOSES IT.
Fuck off!
THE STUDIO IS SILENT FOR A TIME.
DONALD: (V.O. VIA TELEPHONE)
Hello?
FADE OUT.
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