Come fly with me

INT. PASSENGER AIRCRAFT.

HECTOR IS PEACEFULLY SLEEPING IN HIS SEAT, JAMMED IN BETWEEN TWO OVER-WEIGHT PEOPLE.

IN THE WINDOW-SEAT TO HIS LEFT AN OBESE MAN IN A WHITE SHIRT IS ALSO SLEEPING, AND SNORING LOUDLY.

IN THE AILSE-SEAT TO HIS RIGHT, AN OBESE WOMAN IN A WHITE BLOUSE IS EATING A BAG OF PEANUTS.

THE OBESE MAN FARTS LOUDLY IN HIS SLEEP, WAKING HECTOR.

HECTOR WIPES THE SLEEP FROM HIS EYES, LOOKS AT THE SLEEPING FAT-MAN, THEN AT THE OBESE WOMAN.

HECTOR PRESSES THE OVERHEAD CALL-BUTTON.

AFTER A MOMENT A STEWARDESS APPEARS.

STEWARDESS: (TO HECTOR)
Yes sir?

HECTOR:
Did we crash? (PAUSE) Because I think the airbags just went off.

THE OBESE WOMAN SHOOTS HECTOR A DIRTY LOOK.

FADE OUT.