Monday 22 January 2007

A word from our sponsors

CU. BILLY'S FACE.

BY THE TILES BEHIND BILLY, IT'S CLEAR THAT HE'S SITTING ON THE TOILET

BILLY STRAINS HARD, HIS FACE REDDENING, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.

AFTER CATCHING HIS BREATH, BILLY STRAINS AGAIN, GRITTING HIS TEETH AND TREMBLING, BUT STILL NOTHING HAPPENS.

BILLY PREPARES HIMSELF FOR ONE FINAL PUSH.

GIVING IT EVERYTHING HE'S GOT, BILLY STRAINS AND PUSHES, HIS FACE RED, TREMBLING, GROWLING AND GROANING WITH THE EFFORT.

FINALLY, AND WITH GREAT RELIEF THERE IS A 'PLOP' SOUND AS SOMETHING HEAVY HITS WATER.

BILLY IS CLEARLY RELIEVED.

CUT TO CAPTION:

Moisty Bappers.

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ECU. WET GERBIL

THE GERBIL'S FUR IS BEING BLOWN DRY WITH A HAIR DRYER.

A SUBTITLE APPEARS READING: For all your pet grooming needs.

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