IN THE ROOM THERE ARE TABLES, CHAIRS AND A VENDING MACHINE.
TREVOR IS WEARING A LAB-COAT AND SIPPING COFFEE AT ONE OF THE TABLES.
A SUBTITLE READS: Cryogenic storage facility: Seasonal department.
HENRY BURSTS IN SUDDENLY. WIDE EYED WITH TERROR HE SLAMS THE DOOR CLOSED AND PRESSES HIMSELF AGAINST IT.
HENRY RUSHES TO A TABLE AND STARTS DRAGGING IT TOWARDS THE DOOR.
TREVOR'S EYES WIDEN WITH TERROR.
TREVOR QUICKLY JOINS HENRY IN PUSHING THE TABLE AGAINST THE DOOR.
How the hell did he get loose?!
The new guy thawed him out.
What is he - stupid? We're still in November! Everybody knows not to re-animate Unit 5 until December! De-cem-ber!!!It's written above the door of the chamber! It's the opening words of the induction video for Christ's sake! What the hell was he thinking?!
It was an accident! He went down to thaw out the Crankies ready for pantomime season and got the numbers mixed up - that's all. It could happen to anybody.
Aye, right - anyone with skid-marks on their collar!
SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD THUD AGAINST THE DOOR MAKING BOTH MEN YELP.
BOTH MEN STRAIN AGAINST THE TABLE TO SECURE THE DOOR.
THE TIP OF AN AXE PENETRATES THE DOOR LOUDLY.
He's got an axe!
THE AXE HITS AGAIN, TAKING A CHUNK OUT OF THE DOOR.
BOTH MEN STAND UP SHAKILY, EYES FIXED ON SPLINTERED WOOD.
THE AXE TAKES OUT ANOTHER CHUNK, WIDENING THE HOLE EVEN FURTHER.
HENRY AND TREVOR TAKE A STEP BACK.
SUDDENLY, THE FACE OF NODDY HOLDER POKES THROUGH THE HOLE, HIS EYES WIDE WITH INSANITY (PARODYING THE SHINING).
NODDY SPOTS THE TWO MEN AND SMILES.
HENRY AND TREVOR LOOK AT EACH OTHER, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, THEN LET OUT A LONG AND TERRIFIED SCREAM.
Monday, 22 January 2007
Merry Christmas everybody!