Wednesday, 21 February 2007

The shopping list

INT. EMPTY LIVING ROOM.

THE DOOR OPENS AND RON ENTERS DRUNK WITH A PROSTITUTE ON HIS ARM AND A GOAT ON A LEASH.

WIFE: (O.O.V. FROM KITCHEN)
Where have you been? You were only supposed to be getting a loaf - you’ve been gone for ages!

RON SLAPS HIS FOREHEAD.

RON: (TO SELF)
A loaf!

RON TURNS AND LEADS THE PROSTITUTE AND GOAT BACK OUT OF THE DOOR, CLOSING IT BEHIND HIM.

FADE OUT.

END.

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