INT. EMPTY LIVING ROOM.
THE DOOR OPENS AND RON ENTERS DRUNK WITH A PROSTITUTE ON HIS ARM AND A GOAT ON A LEASH.
WIFE: (O.O.V. FROM KITCHEN)
Where have you been? You were only supposed to be getting a loaf - you’ve been gone for ages!
RON SLAPS HIS FOREHEAD.
RON: (TO SELF)
RON TURNS AND LEADS THE PROSTITUTE AND GOAT BACK OUT OF THE DOOR, CLOSING IT BEHIND HIM.