A dog's life

INT. HOSPITAL ROOM.

A MAN IS SITTING UP IN THE HOSPITAL BED WEARING THE FANCY-DRESS COSTUME OF A FLUFFY BROWN DOG.

THE BED-LINEN REACHES UP TO HIS WAIST.

THE MAN LIFTS UP THE HEAD OF THE COSTUME TO REVEAL HIS FACE.

A LITTLE DAZED, HE LOOKS AROUND AT THE ROOM HE'S IN, CLEARLY UNSURE OF HIS SURROUNDINGS.

AFTER A MOMENT'S DOUBT, HE LIFTS THE BED-COVERS AND LOOKS DOWN AT HIMSELF.

A LOOK OF EXTREME HORROR PASSES OVER HIS FACE AND HE SNAPS THE COVERS BACK DOWN RAPIDLY.

MAN:
Where's me bollocks!

FADE OUT.