King of the Swingers

INT. NIGHTCLUB.

THE NIGHT-CLUB IS THRIVING WITH LIFE AND THE MUSIC IS LOUD.

AMONGST THE YOUTHFUL REVELLERS, A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE ARE STANDING BY THE DANCE-FLOOR.

THE WOMAN APPEARS TO LOVE HER SURROUNDINGS, WHILE THE MAN LOOKS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

THE MUSIC CHANGES TO A SONG CLEARLY LOVED BY THE WOMAN.

EXCITEDLY, SHE DRAGS HER RELUCTANT PARTNER ONTO THE DANCE-FLOOR AND BEGINS DANCING.

THE MAN HESITATES WITH EMBARASSMENT, BUT SOON FINDS HIS BODY MOVING TO THE RYTHM.

THE MAN'S CONFIDENCE BEGINS TO GROW, AND SOON HIS HIPS ARE GYRATING WILDLY TO THE MUSIC.

THE MAN AND WOMAN DANCE WITH ENTHUSIASM TO THE INFECTIOUS BEAT.

SUDDENLY, GONAD NIPPLETHWAITE ANGRILY STEPS UP ONTO THE DANCE-FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE COUPLE AND HOLDS HIS HANDS IN THE AIR.

GONAD: (SHOUTING)
Okay! Stop the music! Nobody moves until we find out who stole this man's hula-hoop!

THE MAN'S GYRATIONS SLOW TO AN EMBARRASSED STOP.

GONAD FOLDS HIS ARMS, WAITING FOR THE GUILTY TO CONFESS.

FADE OUT.