Wednesday 21 February 2007

Tight fit

INT. WOMEN’S CLOTHING STORE

A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN IS HEADING FOR THE CHANGING CUBICLE WITH A COUPLE OF DRESSES HANGING OVER HER ARM.

SHE PULLS BACK THE CURTAIN. HAROLD WEMBLEY IS STANDING IN THE CUBICLE WEARING HIGH HEELS, STOCKINGS, BRA AND FRILLY PANTIES.

HAROLD IS EXTREMELY OVERWEIGHT AND SWEATING HEAVILY.

HAROLD:
Are these too snug?

HAROLD TURNS.

THE WOMAN LOOKS DOWN TO SEE HAROLD HAS WEDGIED HIMSELF TO A POINT THAT THE KNICKERS HAVE COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED UP HIS HAIRY BUM-CRACK.

THE WOMAN FAINTS.

HAROLD SCOWLS.

HAROLD:
A simple yes or no would have done.

HAROLD DRAWS THE CURTAINS IN A HUFF.

FADE OUT.

END.

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