Monday 22 January 2007

The Joke Shop

INT. JOKE-SHOP.

THE PROPRIETOR IS STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER SURROUNDED BY DISPLAYS OF NOVELTY ITEMS.

A MAN DRESSED AS SANTA ENTERS AND APPROACHES THE COUNTER.

SANTA:
Can I have two knock-knocks, a man walks into a bar and three englishman, irishman, scotsmans please.

PROPRIETOR: (UNIMPRESSED)
Get out.

FADE OUT.

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