Monday 22 January 2007

A good old pun

EXT. BUST TOWN CENTRE STREET/DAY.

STANDING ON THE PAVEMENT IS DEATH, COMPLETE WITH BLACK HOODED ROBE AND SCYTHE.

BEHIND DEATH THERE IS A LINE OF BLACK CABS WAITING FOR FARES.

DEATH: (TO CAMERA)
Only two things in life are certain... (LONG PAUSE) ...But I'll be buggered if I can remember what they are!

DEATH WALKS OFF-SCREEN.

FADE OUT.

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