The Swinger

EXT. TERRACED HOUSE/FRONT DOOR. DAY.

TREVOR (A MEEK LOOKING MAN) APPROACHES THE FRONT DOOR OF THE HOUSE NERVOUSLY.

AFTER A MOMENTS HESITATION, HE PLUCKS UP THE COURAGE TO RING THE DOORBELL.

THE DOOR OPENS TO REVEAL MALCOLM (A STOCKY MAN WEARING A BATH-ROBE).

MALCOLM:
Yes?

TREVOR:
Hi, erm… I’m Trevor Wright, I think we spoke on the phone. I’m here for the…er... (WHISPERS) orgy.

MALCOLM:
The what?

TREVOR:
I’m here for the… (WHISPERS LOUDER) orgy!

MALCOLM: (HAPPILY)
Oh right! The orgy! Come on in!

EMBARASSED BY THE LOUDNESS OF MALCOLM’S VOICE, TREVOR RUSHES INTO THE HOUSE.

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INT. NARROW STAIRCASE.

MALCOLM IS LEADING TREVOR UP THE STAIRS TO ONE OF THE ROOMS ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

TREVOR REMAINS QUITE NERVOUS.

TREVOR:
Am I the first one here?

MALCOLM:
No, no, everybody else is here - you’re the last.

TREVOR:
So it’s already started?

MALCOLM: (SMILING)
It certainly has.

AS THEY REACH THE BEDROOM THE NOISE OF MEN AND WOMEN HAVING SEX BECOMES LOUDER.

MALCOLM HANDS TREVOR A BATH-ROBE.

MALCOLM:
You’ll need this.

MALCOLM TURNS BACK TO HEAD DOWN THE STAIRS.

TREVOR:
Aren’t you coming in?

MALCOLM:
I’ll be in soon, I’ve just got to get the wife. You go ahead.

TREVOR:
Oh… right. Okay.

MALCOLM EXITS DOWN THE STAIRS..

AS THE SEX NOISES CONTINUE, TREVOR HASTILY STRIPS DOWN TO HIS BOXERS AND SLIPS ON THE ROBE.

HE THEN REMOVES HIS BOXERS.

TREVOR NERVOUSLY OPENS THE DOOR AND THE SOUND OF SEX GROWS LOUDER.

STEADYING HIS NERVES TREVOR CLOSES HIS EYES, TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND STRIDES INTO THE ROOM.

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INT. BEDROOM.

TREVOR ENTERS THE ROOM AND TAKES SEVERAL STEPS BEFORE STOPPING AND OPENING HIS EYES.

HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK BUT THEN FREEZES.

SCATTERED AROUND THE ROOM THERE ARE A DOZEN OR SO BLOW-UP DOLLS IN VARIOUS KINKY COSTUMES AND POSES, BUT NO PEOPLE.

THE SEX NOISES ARE COMING FROM A SMALL TV IN THE CORNER, UPON WHICH A PORN MOVIE IS PLAYING.

TREVORS EYES WIDEN WITH FEAR.

THE DOOR SLAMS SHUT AND TREVOR TURNS TO SEE MALCOLM IS NOW IN THE ROOM. MALCOLM HAS REMOVED HIS ROBE AND IS DRESSED IN WOMEN’S LINGERIE.

IN HIS HAND IS A GIGANTIC PURPLE DILDO.

TREVOR WHIMPERS.

MALCOLM HOLDS OUT THE DILDO AND WIGGLES IT MENACINGLY AT TREVOR.

MALCOLM: (GRINNING)
Meet the wife.

TREVOR SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL.

MALCOLM ADVANCES ON TREVOR.

FADE TO BLACK.

END.